How fun was your weekend? Was it 40 yr old viking awesome? uh huh.

Octavia Spencer. Forever channeling a lobster. SAGAwards

the black Irish have no rhythm.

Lo que siento mami no se quota.

Oh Maria Sharapova. You do things to me. Keep kicking butt at the AustralianOpen. <3

A girl with no ass is like a girl with no soul. -izzy

Hot popcorn and Super 8 with the kids. This should scare them. :P

::sigh:: AustralianOpen is currently on.

Everyone can dish it out. Not everyone can take it. thingsthatnolongersurpriseme

Does Pitbull know how to tie his bow tie or is he always at the after party? I wanna see what party he was at where the tie was tied.